So it’s December 01, 2008. It’s officially Christmas Time! Of course during Christmas, we give gifts, so I thought I would share just a few gifts that really aren’t worth giving. And they make you wonder who even comes up with this stuff!

this is a vase that you attach to the side of the wall.
yes a vase shaped as a hand 

Now I love rainboots, and the colour yellow, but a rainboot purse?
No thanks 

 

For those of you that take medicine daily,
you can now get that pill in gold form.
Yes, a gold pill. 

Just in case you are walking in a deep, dark alley.
You do not need to worry with this Chanel heel.
With a working light bulb 

 

For all you lovers out there, if you run out of underwear
you can have a pair of fundies… 

How about some Poo-Pourri?
The tagline, “Spritz the bowl before you go and no one else will ever know.” 

 

And my absolute favorite: A TICKET TO HEAVEN
complete with a travel kit, certificate, ID card,
and a Heaven 101 information guide